I LOVE MY FRIENDS.
genarti — : I would go with appropriate.
fire_and_a_rose — : I just really like the phrase, "A sacrament is the invisible form of an invisible grace". Possibly I apply it ways Augustine did not intend, but.
copinggoggles — : invisible grace is invisible!
genarti — : *cracks up*
fire_and_a_rose — : *wry* Visible form, rather.
genarti — : Ah. Pity. I do like that sentence, though.
genarti — : Although it makes me want to cat macro slightly, yes. But that is all Sophie's fault.
genarti — : *solemn*
agonistes — : iz sophie's fault
genarti — : wud never plot sacrilege
batyatoon — : *cracking up*
copinggoggles — : :O wud never macro religious themes.
batyatoon — : ...
batyatoon — : *face in hands*
copinggoggles — : *kicks pope macros under bed*
genarti — : lying cat is liar!
batyatoon — : *muffled* lolprophets
batyatoon — : Israelites: WE CAN HAS WATER NAO?
agonistes — : >:D!!!!!!
copinggoggles — : Methuselol.
genarti — : Christians: We can has cheezburger now?
genarti — : Jews: DO NOT WANT
shati — : no you cannot has leavening
bookelfe — : Israelites: "We can has golden calf nao?"
bookelfe — : Moses: "INVISIBLE GOD."
batyatoon — : VENGEFUL GOD IS VENGEFUL
batyatoon — : ... I am in such trouble. *laughing*
copinggoggles — : ceiling manna is watchin u... *runs out*
camwyn — : COMPASSIONATE GOD IS COMPASSIONATE
shati — : CEILING GOD IS WATCHING YOU ...
shati — : um.
agonistes — : Unitarians are not good for macros. :-(
agonistes — : *feels LEFT OUT of the self-mockery*
shati — : *thinks*
batyatoon — : Sweeney: NO YOU CANNOT HAS BLASPHEMY
shati — : UU: "I made u a dogma...but I eated it"
agonistes — : ... *blinks* why?
agonistes — : ...and...
agonistes — : more like
agonistes — : U MADE US A DOGMA
agonistes — : BUT WE EATED IT
bookelfe — : Israelites: "We can has freedom nao?"
bookelfe — : Pharao: "No, you cannot has freedom."
bookelfe — : Moses: "SURPRIES FROGS."
camwyn — : PHaraoh: I HAS A SLAVE POPULATION
camwyn — : NOOO, THEY BE STEALIN MAH SLAVE POPULATION
shati — : Moses: o hai i upgraded ur sea
bookelfe — : Moses: "I be formin' a coalition to take back MAH PEOPLE."
genarti — : Let mah bucket go?
batyatoon — : ... probably too obscure, but:
batyatoon — : Nadab and Abihu: o hai we upgraded ur sacrifies.
batyatoon — : God: DO NOT WANT
camwyn — : *snerrrk*
bookelfe — : Abel: "O hai i upgraded ur sacrifice."
bookelfe — : Cain: "DO NOT WANT." *SMASH*
genarti — : Or, Cain: "O hai i upgraded your sacrifice."
genarti — : God: "DO NOT WANT."
jezrana — : Adam and Eve: *eat fruit* ....Naked people are naked.
batyatoon — : ...
batyatoon — : *loves Jez*
genarti — : ...HEE.
bookelfe — : *cracks UP*
shati — : *summarizes the Gospel of Paul:*
shati — : "You're doing it wrong."
agonistes — : *SPITTAKES*
batyatoon — : *laughs, appropriately enough, OUT LOUD*
jezrana — : *cackles*
genarti — : HEe.
bookelfe — : *cackling*
agonistes — : god. why were macros not around when I was taking New Testament and hating it.
copinggoggles — : je suis en votre Babelturm, mezclando vuestros teangas
agonistes — : ...
batyatoon — : ... wow, Sophie.
shati — : ooh, creativity points for Sophie!
jezrana — : .....wow
batyatoon — : Angel of Death: IM IN UR EGYPT, SLAYIN UR FIRSTBORNZ
agonistes — : Jacob: INVISIBLE RASSLIN
camwyn — : You realise this means the Israelites basically wrote "DO NOT WANT" on their doors in lamb's blood?
bookelfe — : Jacob: INVISIBLE FIRSTBORN.
shati — : *cracking up*
genarti — : ...Sophie ftw.
bookelfe — : also, Leah: INVISIBLE BRIDE.
batyatoon — : ... yes.,
batyatoon — : Joseph: I HAS A KOAT
batyatoon — : NOOO THEY BE STEALIN' MAH KOAT
agonistes — : Brothers: NO YOU CANNOT HAS COAT
jezrana — : Nooo, they be--yes.
copinggoggles — : MAH DAZZLIN KOAT OF MANEE KOLORZ
bookelfe — : Pharaoh: O hai, i upgraded ur brother.
jezrana — : Jacob: VISIBLE FAVORITISM.
camwyn — : *snorks*
bookelfe — : Joseph: SURPRIES BROTHER.
copinggoggles — : Jacob: Nooo they be takin mah favourite!
copinggoggles — : sons: iz predatorz fault.
copinggoggles — : wud never plot evilz.
jezrana — : Wuld nevar sell brother.
bookelfe — : Isaac and Abraham going to the sacrifice:
batyatoon — : *laughing hard*
bookelfe — : Abraham: INVISIBLE LAMB.
bookelfe — : Isaac: Im on ur table, replacin ur sacrifice. :-(
bookelfe — : God: O hai, I upgraded ur sacrifice.
jezrana — : God: I made you a son, but I demanded you sacrafice it.
shati — : Revelations: Rocks fall, everybody rise.
batyatoon — : *DIES*
copinggoggles — : SHATI
copinggoggles — : *cracking up*
batyatoon — : Um. Um. *flails* Somebody do Jonah.
agonistes — : IM IN UR WHALE
shati — : Jonah: I made you a me...but you eated me.
bookelfe — : IM IN UR WHALE, SULKIN AT GOD
jezrana — : God: I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE. *dispatches whale*
genarti — : IM IN UR WHALE, GIVIN IN TO INEVITABILITY
batyatoon — : -- God in Eden: I made you an apple, but you eated it.
shati — : *cracks up* So true.
batyatoon — : ... you guys
batyatoon — : I am going to be in such trouble on Saturday.
jezrana — : ...Lots of God going "I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE", really.
batyatoon — : because it is Yom Kippur.
agonistes — : ...hee hee, so you are. >:D
genarti — : *giggles at Batya* We are, um. Helpful?
batyatoon — : and I will be in synagogue. and at one point we will be reading Jonah.
bookelfe — : *giggles* *serenely*
genarti — : wud never blaspheme. iz... Batya's fault, actually.
jezrana — : Call Stephen Colbert and apologize.
batyatoon — : and I will be sitting there humming "IM IN UR WHALE"
copinggoggles — : im in ur whale, becomin a nautical trope
shati — : ...actually, you could summarize Leviticus as "You're doing it wrong," too.
agonistes — : and...lots of stuff in the New Testament.
bookelfe — : well. then you get Jonah going "VENGEANCE: you're doing it wrong."
batyatoon — : *summarizes Job* Ineffability: You're Doing It Wrong.
phoenixchilde — : *returns, scrolls up* ....you people are freaks.
agonistes — : Athanasius: IM IN UR TEXTS
phoenixchilde — : *cannot breathe for laughing*
agonistes — : CLEANIN UR JUNK
batyatoon — : Hi PHOENIX :D
phoenixchilde — : HI BATYA
copinggoggles — : Sodom & Gomorrah: O NOES. CEILIN GOD WAZ WATCHIN US MASTURBATE.
batyatoon — : *chokes*
shati — : *shrieks*
agonistes — : *shrieks*
bookelfe — : *CHOKES*
genarti — : *dies*
batyatoon — : ...
batyatoon — : I can't believe it took us this long to mention Onan.
genarti — : *snork*
genarti — : Too easy!
shati — : Far too easy.
genarti — : Unlike... all the rest of these... er.
batyatoon — : except if I say "Tamar: I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE" nobody gets it.
agonistes — : Judith, with head: O HAI
shati — : I do!
agonistes — : I UPGRADED UR INVADER
batyatoon — : ... YESSS
genarti — : *cackles*
batyatoon — : Um. David & Goliath?
bookelfe — : Lot: im in my daughters, breakin ur incest laws?
agonistes — : *...almost says something*
shati — : ... D:
copinggoggles — : Lilith: U upgraded my me!
batyatoon — : ... *looks reproachful at Becca*
camwyn — : *snork* If that's the Tamar I'm thinking of...
shati — : -- Sweeney is such a tease. what you were going to say!
agonistes — : Something about Petrellis.
batyatoon — : God to Adam: O hai i upgraded ur rib.
shati — : ...
bookelfe — : *cackles at Batya*
shati — : -- I was about to say that, Batya!
phoenixchilde — : that's it. *just...puts glass of water on the table TEN FEET AWAY FROM HER and gives up*
genarti — : Delilah to Samson: O HAI I UPGRADED UR HAIR.
genarti — : Samson: DO NOT WANT.
batyatoon — : *dies some more*
shati — : The Lord: *to Lot* O HAI I UPGRADED UR WIFE.
bookelfe — : and Jacob's sons, to Dinah: O HAI WE UPGRADED UR HUSBAND.
batyatoon — : *chokes*
copinggoggles — : Moses, to pharaoh: O HAI I UPGRADED MY STAFF. CHECK IT OUT.
bookelfe — : ...God, to SARAH: O HAI I UPGRADED UR FERTILITY
shati — : Clearly the Bible is full of upgrades.
jezrana — : *looks back in* Lot's Wife: I HAVE SEEN THE END. NO ONE WAS SPARED, NOT EVEN THE--*pillar of salt*
batyatoon — : *flails*
batyatoon — : Still trying to think of one for David and Goliath.
shati — : Lot's wife: I wasn't looking! I was on the moon...with Steve.
silveraspen — has entered the room.
jezrana — : ...Wait, I saw one the other day...
genarti — : ...Hi, Aspen!
shati — : ...hi Aspen!
genarti — : *passes tea, giggling*
silveraspen — : hi all
bookelfe — : hi Aspen!
bookelfe — : *serenes*
phoenixchilde — : Hey Aspen!
copinggoggles — : you know, 'I am that I am' is sort of abstract macroese...
silveraspen — : *shares scones*
shati — : I am that I am cat is that he is!
batyatoon — : *weak smile at Aspen* Hi.
copinggoggles — : God: GOD IS GOD.
batyatoon — : We're, um.
bookelfe — : o hai, Aspen. we upgraded ur bible.
batyatoon — : doing Bible macros.
batyatoon — : -- that'd be River to Book, right, Becca?
bookelfe — : Yes, Batya. Yes it would be. :D
genarti — : Batya: David: INVISIBLE SWORD ?
jezrana — : Okay, google is failing me.
silveraspen — : *cracks up*
phoenixchilde — : They have been doing this for the past twenty minutes.
genarti — : *eyedart*
phoenixchilde — : *has just taken to staring in awe by this point*
silveraspen — : that's an IMPRESSIVE length of time.
jezrana — : But I have seen a macro that was a cat peering at a small rodent, with the caption "A NEW CHALLENGER APPEARS".
genarti — : ...*dies*
jezrana — : David and Goliath Y/Y?
agonistes — : ....actually, I revise my previous Athanasius macro.
agonistes — : Athanasius: LOLCANON
genarti — : Y.
genarti — : *sidles off to email Aspen log*
bookelfe — : Y!
batyatoon — : Y.
batyatoon — : Y GOD Y.
batyatoon — : *eyes self*
batyatoon — : stop that.
bookelfe — : Constantine: o hai i upgraded our religion
copinggoggles — : Roman nobility: DO NOT WANT.
jezrana — : Okay now I go do dishes really.
batyatoon — : ... I hate myself.
batyatoon — : I've come up with one for Onan that isn't a ceiling cat riff.
batyatoon — : SURPRIES NOTSEX.
genarti — : *cracks up*
shati — : :D!!!
copinggoggles — : no, that's the immaculate conception, Batya.
genarti — : ...*dies* Fair.
camwyn — : Batya?
batyatoon — : yes cam?
camwyn — : Balaam's ass: DO NOT WANT
shati — : ...surpries...ass-secks?
batyatoon — : ... no.
shati — : no.
batyatoon — : there was no ass-secks.
camwyn — : Balaam tried to beat his donkey for refusing to move when an angel was in the way.
shati — : surpries ass-speaks
camwyn — : Yeah, there we go.
bookelfe — : surpries angels are kind of everywhere
batyatoon — : ... I can't come up with anything for SURPRIES SECTS. Help.
shati — : ! Batya. yes.
phoenixchilde — : Surprise insects?
bookelfe — : >:D, Batya1
bookelfe — : ...locusts1
shati — : locusts!!!
bookelfe — : plague of locusts = SURPRIES INSECTS
batyatoon — : -- YES
phoenixchilde — : :D!
batyatoon — : ...
batyatoon — : the first of the Ten Commandments:
batyatoon — : I R SRS GOD
phoenixchilde — : *CHOKES*
shati — : .................
silveraspen — : *spittakes*
batyatoon — : THESE R SRS COMMANDMENTS
bookelfe — : JLKJYES
shati — : *choking on water*
agonistes — : :D!!!!!!!!!!!!1
copinggoggles — : *wheezing*
shati — : I don't think we're gonna top that one...
batyatoon — : *doing a little wheezing herself*
agonistes — : *cheerful* Have, er, fun on Saturday, Batya.